A fan behind Michael surprised him when his back was turned, talking to another table. She seized the prime opportunity to capture a close-up of his butt. Alas for her, the flash was blinding and Michael just couldn't ignore the opportunity for mischief. He stiffened, slowly turned, and confiscated her camera to take his own "prime opportunity" for revenge on all shallow fans, and that includes me, by photographing a body part of hers. I was laughing so hard at his antics that he was already reviewing his shot by the time I got my photo.